Vending Machine

You put something in the vending machine and then the person below you says what comes out. It can be something related to the item, something that sounds like the item or even something completely random. If you want, just to make it funnier, you even make a pun out of it.

Example:

Person 1:
Inserts lemonade.

Person 2:
Gets urine.

Inserts football.

Person 3:
Gets basketball.

Inserts giant man eating spider.

End of example.

Have fun people.

Inserts knuckle duster.

/receives knuckle dust. "I thought the bean dip had a strange taste."

/inserts antimatter.

You get a science book.

Inserts fire.

You get burnt pieces of someone's cat.

Inserts a living thing.

You get a very valuable soul. Expect a visit from Satan.

Inserts forbidden arcane magic.

You get a handkerchief.

Inserts French textbook (I hate it anyways)

Vous obtenez un livre anglais.

Inserts rocket launcher.

/receive rocket that has been fired out the vending bit.

/insert a coin.

Gets soda.

Inserts Dragon Ball Z energy.

Gets a hamster.
Inserts a phone